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Every time my mother nags at me,

I’m always tempted to be like: 

But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race: 

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look at this precious thing
fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

reblogging for commentary. 

He couldn’t be happier about his first kill.

Obviously Dexter Morgan’s bunny
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lack toast and tolerant: digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system...

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…

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Relationships are harder now

Because conversations became texting, arguments became phone calls, feelings became subliminal messages online, sex became easy, the word “love” gets used out of context, insecurities have become your way of thinking, getting jealous became a habit, trust has been lost, cheating became an accident, leaving became the only option & being hurt became natural.

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